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❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
▸ call | voice mail | text | video | picture ◂
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Mr. Barton, have you been avoiding me?
Also, the Internet is a crazy place. Did you know there are websites dedicated to dogs in bee outfits?
[ attaches beedog.jpg (http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image012.jpg) ]
This one makes me think of you.
This one makes me think of you.
[ attaches beedog2.jpg (http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image021.jpg) ]
And this one. Look, they both share your excited face.
And this one. Look, they both share your excited face.
Hey there, B'rer Hawkeye! Carol said I have to tell you that Jabba isn't too nerdy to name your pug. So now you can tell her I did.
[Pause.]
It's really not that bad, though -- it's "girls cooing over your pug will coo over how adorably nerdy you are" nerdy, not "girls cooing over your pug will laugh uncomfortably and then excuse themselves" nerdy.
[Pause.]
It's really not that bad, though -- it's "girls cooing over your pug will coo over how adorably nerdy you are" nerdy, not "girls cooing over your pug will laugh uncomfortably and then excuse themselves" nerdy.
Clint, help me save the puppies.
[ starting from the 20th, every television, stereo, radio, whatever will turn on and play How The Grinch Stole Christmas nonstop every time Clint walks into a room.
also his DVR has been erased and HTGSC has been taped over everything instead.
heh. ]
also his DVR has been erased and HTGSC has been taped over everything instead.
heh. ]
[ starting the 24th, every possible surface is covered in bright Christmas lights of all sorts. the furniture is wrapped in them, the television is draped with them. every square inch of all kinds of lights. ones that are shaped like snowflakes, ones thaat blink, ones that change colours. etc. ]
[ it is Christmas afternoon
on the counter there is a present wrapped in purple paper
inside are a pair of reindeer antlers for beepug and a hideous purple sweater (http://shop.fruitionlv.com/uploaded_images/purple-knit.jpg)
theres a note attached that says "" ]
on the counter there is a present wrapped in purple paper
inside are a pair of reindeer antlers for beepug and a hideous purple sweater (http://shop.fruitionlv.com/uploaded_images/purple-knit.jpg)
theres a note attached that says "" ]
[ FUCK I MISS SUBJECT LINES backdated to uh. new years eve. "drunk" texting is a go
also pretend this is like eight different texts ]
Cl
int
CLnnnnnt
CLi
Hey
Clint
Cl int
hakwye hey
also pretend this is like eight different texts ]
Cl
int
CLnnnnnt
CLi
Hey
Clint
Cl int
hakwye hey
Or drunk or smashed or whatever, but whatever I said, I didn't mean it. Like, you get that right? I was so deluded and out of my mind and it was the ice cream, I swear. And if you're mad at me or don't want to talk to me again that's totally cool! You know, I deserve it because I was just saying really dumb, stupid things that I *so didn't mean*.
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