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[shesmashes.livejournal.com]

You love beedogs because they are just like you. Look at them in their little costumes! It's cute!

Beedogs and you flattering me? I'm pretty lucky today.

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i don't know if that was a compliment.

and i am nothing like a bee-dog. they're awkward and probably uncomfortable.

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I'm taking it as a compliment and that's what matters.

No, they're cute and you're cute. Therefore, you = beedog.

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see i can't deny that second part.

but i think you're misusing the =.

[shesmashes.livejournal.com]

What? How?

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because i'm not a dog?

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You're a metaphorical beedog?

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that doesn't sound intimidating at all.

[shesmashes.livejournal.com]

You're being too picky now, Clint.

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i have to maintain some of my dignity, don't i?

[shesmashes.livejournal.com]

You don't need dignity with beedogs.

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see i'm weighing those options and i still want the dignity.

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I'll change your mind, don't you worry.

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i never worry.

but if i did, it would be right now.

[shesmashes.livejournal.com]

Ouch!

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heh.