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besides, shulkie'll kill me if i get rid of him, even to you.

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Can I name him?

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as long as it's not something stupid.

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Jabba. He's definitely a Jabba.

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you really want me to name my dog Jabba when the actual Princess Leia is running around here somewhere?

[bests]

... Yes?

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he doesn't really have the personality for it.

[bests]

It's better than Fido.

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barely.

[bests]

If you name him Rover, I'm going to be so disappointed.

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what if i just keep calling him bee-pug

[bests]

That's like naming a dog Dog.

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still better than naming a dog "evil alien from the 70s"

[bests]

No it's not.

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getting tony to agree with you doesn't make you right.

[bests]

I know.

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then why did he tell me to name my dog Jabba?

[bests]

I don't know. Maybe because the dog looks like a Jabba?

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Jabba is off the list.

it is not an option.

[bests]

What? Why?

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because i said so.

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That's not a good enough answer.

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because i'm already used to calling him bee-pug?

[bests]

That poor dog.

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you can call him whatever you want.