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❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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[gammas]

Now you want another pug.

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if that's the alternative, then yes, yes i do

[gammas]

Well!!!

Maybe I'll get another pug.

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and then tony will be so mad at you he'll never sleep with you again

problem solved

[gammas]

You're a genius.

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of course i am

[gammas]

You can't tell anyone else, okay?

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believe me i wouldn't wish these mental images on anyone else

[gammas]

I needed someone to talk to!

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well, you got him

i just won't tell anyone else

[gammas]

I don't need to feel worse than I already do.

I mean, I don't feel that bad. But, still...

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well it was just tony

it's not like he's going to make a big deal of it

[gammas]

Still!! It's the principle!

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are you two going to be all awkward now?

[gammas]

Maybe.

Probably.

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we can't ALL be awkward with tony

[gammas]

You don't have to be awkward with Tony!

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i'm not awkward with him

he's awkward with me

[gammas]

Fine. Why's he awkward with you?

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how should i know?

[gammas]

Sure you're not just imagining things?

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what? of course i'm not!

[gammas]

I think you're imagining things.

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i am not!

[gammas]

I don't remember him being awkward with you.