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❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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when was the first?

here?

[gammas]

No, back at home when I was on SHIELD. It was pretty much the worst decision ever.

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when was THAT?

[gammas]

Um after I got disbarred?

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what

[gammas]

I got disbarred for threatening a client? (And trying to kill him, but you know.)

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is it bad if i think the sleeping with tony was worse than that?

[gammas]

No, I'm pretty much agreeing with you. You think I would learn.

But, let's face it. He's really good in the sack.

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jen

i really don't need the details

[gammas]

Oh.

Right.

Sorry.

[trickshot]

it's okay

just

what are you going to do now?

[gammas]

I have no idea.

What do you do after you've had sex with Tony Stark?

[trickshot]

i don't know

i've never had sex with tony stark

[gammas]

Maybe you should so I'm not alone in this situation.

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i'm not sure how bobbi would feel about that

[gammas]

She'll understand.

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he's not really my type, though

[gammas]

Ughhh.

Sleep with Tony so I don't feel so bad, Clint.

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get yourself a new puppy instead

[gammas]

Now you want another pug.

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if that's the alternative, then yes, yes i do

[gammas]

Well!!!

Maybe I'll get another pug.

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and then tony will be so mad at you he'll never sleep with you again

problem solved

[gammas]

You're a genius.

[trickshot]

of course i am