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❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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Because. Sure, charm and wit. You can go with that if you want.

You know it's true. Anyways, I'll drop Tony Jr. off in your room.

You know I'm not there right now, right?

Of course. Your new dog needs to see where he's gonna live, right? Where are you anyways?

London. No, wait. We left. Now we're in Wales.

Also if he's my dog he needs a better name than "Tony Jr."

Wait, so why are you in Wales? And there's no way I can get away with changing his name without Tony flipping walls again or something.

Because I have a very important job that came with a free vacation. Then you keep him and give me a different one.

"Very important job", huh. What! But I want Lieutenant Applebottom Jeans And The Boots With The Fur. You can have Sparflax.

Yeah. Incredibly important. Then who gets Tony Jr.?

Sounds suspicious. Uh, Carol, I guess.

I'm pretty sure it's legal. Asked her, yet?