➶ ic contact

[trickshot]

❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
_{▸ call | voice mail | text | video | picture ◂}

Comments

totally like she didnt even get his spam btw

[gammas]

I'll drop him off with snacks.

die jen die

[trickshot]

you're not his mom!

this isn't a playdate!

whateva he lovse her

[gammas]

You two will have so much fun together!

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[trickshot]

you bring him here and i will shoot him.

i'm not joking.

NOING ME AGAIN

[gammas]

I will hang you from the chandelier if you shoot him.

always

[trickshot]

it'd be worth it.

[gammas]

You're forbidden from shooting him.

[trickshot]

i wouldn't hurt him.

much.

[gammas]

No.

Shooting.

[trickshot]

if you keep forcing this something terrible's gonna happen.

[gammas]

If you don't try harder, something terrible IS going to happen.

[trickshot]

was that a threat, jennifer?

[gammas]

Yep.

That was totally a threat.

[trickshot]

don't push it, jen.

[gammas]

It's seriously not too much to ask for!

[trickshot]

it really is, though

[gammas]

YOU'RE too much to ask for.

[trickshot]

i am, really

unattainable and amazing, the ladies cry over it every night

[gammas]

Oh, please.

I remember when you were a wee archer lad, pining for any attention a lady could possible give you.

Including this sexy green number right here.

[trickshot]

i don't pine.

and as i remember, you were the rookie on the team.

you're lucky i hung out with you.

[gammas]

If by "hung out", you mean, "totally tried to be a macho tough guy to impress me and failed", then yeah. Definitely.

[trickshot]

i don't need to try and be tough

i am tough

and you were impressed even if you didn't admit it

[gammas]

Oh, yeah. Clint. I was soooo impressed with you and your alpha male thing.

[trickshot]

i just happen to be very impressive.

[gammas]

Even with your broken leg?