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[trickshot]

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[gammas]

Yep.

That was totally a threat.

[trickshot]

don't push it, jen.

[gammas]

It's seriously not too much to ask for!

[trickshot]

it really is, though

[gammas]

YOU'RE too much to ask for.

[trickshot]

i am, really

unattainable and amazing, the ladies cry over it every night

[gammas]

Oh, please.

I remember when you were a wee archer lad, pining for any attention a lady could possible give you.

Including this sexy green number right here.

[trickshot]

i don't pine.

and as i remember, you were the rookie on the team.

you're lucky i hung out with you.

[gammas]

If by "hung out", you mean, "totally tried to be a macho tough guy to impress me and failed", then yeah. Definitely.

[trickshot]

i don't need to try and be tough

i am tough

and you were impressed even if you didn't admit it

[gammas]

Oh, yeah. Clint. I was soooo impressed with you and your alpha male thing.

[trickshot]

i just happen to be very impressive.

[gammas]

Even with your broken leg?

[trickshot]

better the leg than my arms

[gammas]

You probably wouldn't have let broken arms keep you from helping the team anyways.

[trickshot]

i shouldn't say this because as soon as i do the universe is going to try and throw it in my face, but-

breaking my arms would be a lot more traumatic than any broken leg ever was.

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[gammas]

Oh!!

[gammas]

Hey. Where are you?

[trickshot]

range. why?

[gammas]

No reason. Stay right there.

[trickshot]

just tell me!

[gammas]

No!!! I don't want to!

[trickshot]

jen!

[gammas]

Just wait!!

[trickshot]

...fine.