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[trickshot]

❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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[trickshot]

No offense, but you'd make a crappy supervillain.

[gammas]

Hey! I'd make a great supervillain.

[trickshot]

Completely. Horrible.

[gammas]

You're going to be part of my supervillain origin story.

[ and now they're near the street and there is a cab parked on the side. ]

[trickshot]

I can't be a part of any more of those, it'll damn me for sure.

_{( squirming!!! )}

[gammas]

[ SORRY YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. she's opening the cab door and throwing him into the backseat before sliding in beside him and closing the door, all while shouting to the cabby: ]

Step on it!

[ woooosh off they go ]

[trickshot]

_{( once they're in he's propping himself up on his elbows and trying to right himself. )}

Jen! What the hell!

[gammas]

[ leaning back against the the car seat and grins ]

I told you! I'm kidnapping you.

[trickshot]

_{( he's about to right himself when the cab makes a sharp turn and he falls over again. )}

Why?

[gammas]

[ ugh you weenie. she's totally grabbing him now and setting him up straight and looping her arms around him all casually. ]

Because I can. And I told you, I missed you.

[trickshot]

<sub>( flails

he is so manly and in control )</sub>

How's that a good reason?

[gammas]

It's a plenty good reason!

[ she sniff-huffs all offended like. HDU CLINT.......... ]

You can stay at my place tonight.

[trickshot]

I don't want to stay at your place!

[gammas]

Don't you love me?

[ WEHHHH ]

[trickshot]

Not enough to have a slumber party in Hulk City, no.

[gammas]

Look, you can just... not talk to him, if you want!

[ squeezing him so tight now. like a doll.... ]

[trickshot]

Jen, I can't--breathe--

_{( why do you do this to him !! )}

[gammas]

[ not letting go tbh!!! ]

Plleeeeaseeeee.

[trickshot]

<sub>( turning blue

not really )</sub>

Fine! But you call Bobbi and tell her!

[gammas]

Yes!

[ letting go of him finally and doing a tiny fist pump ]

You're pretty much mine now!

[trickshot]

I'm going to regret this, aren't I.

[gammas]

When have I ever made you regret something?

[ a beat ]

Don't answer that. You're not allowed to answer that.

[trickshot]

Fine. Then just tell me why you're doing this.

[gammas]

Uuuughh.

[ an extravagant eye roll ]

I just feel bad that I haven't come by the Mansion to see you guys lately. And I thought maybe you needed company. [ that's a lie. she's the one who needs company. ]

[trickshot]

So you couldn't just say that like a normal person?