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[trickshot]

❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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[trickshot]

She might mind. She got through years of marriage without a mother-in-law.

[gammas]

I'd be the best mother-in-law though.

[ aaaaand proceed throwing him over her shoulder and walking off. ]

[trickshot]

Um, Jen? Jen!

[gammas]

[ sing-songy: ]

Yeaaaah?

[trickshot]

What are you doing?

[gammas]

Kidnapping you. I'm starting a career in supervillainy.

[trickshot]

No offense, but you'd make a crappy supervillain.

[gammas]

Hey! I'd make a great supervillain.

[trickshot]

Completely. Horrible.

[gammas]

You're going to be part of my supervillain origin story.

[ and now they're near the street and there is a cab parked on the side. ]

[trickshot]

I can't be a part of any more of those, it'll damn me for sure.

_{( squirming!!! )}

[gammas]

[ SORRY YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. she's opening the cab door and throwing him into the backseat before sliding in beside him and closing the door, all while shouting to the cabby: ]

Step on it!

[ woooosh off they go ]

[trickshot]

_{( once they're in he's propping himself up on his elbows and trying to right himself. )}

Jen! What the hell!

[gammas]

[ leaning back against the the car seat and grins ]

I told you! I'm kidnapping you.

[trickshot]

_{( he's about to right himself when the cab makes a sharp turn and he falls over again. )}

Why?

[gammas]

[ ugh you weenie. she's totally grabbing him now and setting him up straight and looping her arms around him all casually. ]

Because I can. And I told you, I missed you.

[trickshot]

<sub>( flails

he is so manly and in control )</sub>

How's that a good reason?

[gammas]

It's a plenty good reason!

[ she sniff-huffs all offended like. HDU CLINT.......... ]

You can stay at my place tonight.

[trickshot]

I don't want to stay at your place!

[gammas]

Don't you love me?

[ WEHHHH ]

[trickshot]

Not enough to have a slumber party in Hulk City, no.

[gammas]

Look, you can just... not talk to him, if you want!

[ squeezing him so tight now. like a doll.... ]

[trickshot]

Jen, I can't--breathe--

_{( why do you do this to him !! )}

[gammas]

[ not letting go tbh!!! ]

Plleeeeaseeeee.

[trickshot]

<sub>( turning blue

not really )</sub>

Fine! But you call Bobbi and tell her!