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[trickshot]

❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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[trickshot]

i shouldn't say this because as soon as i do the universe is going to try and throw it in my face, but-

breaking my arms would be a lot more traumatic than any broken leg ever was.

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[gammas]

Oh!!

[gammas]

Hey. Where are you?

[trickshot]

range. why?

[gammas]

No reason. Stay right there.

[trickshot]

just tell me!

[gammas]

No!!! I don't want to!

[trickshot]

jen!

[gammas]

Just wait!!

[trickshot]

...fine.

[gammas]

< 3333

[ oh btw five minutes later there's said green glamazon hugging you from behind

why yes i am actioning in our text thread ]

[trickshot]

_{( fine i guess that is acceptable!!!! )}

Jen--woah, what the!

[gammas]

[ the tightest of huuuugss. ]

I was already on my way over but I paid the cabby double to book it over here.

[trickshot]

Should've been five minutes later and given me the cash, instead.

So what's this for?

[gammas]

Do I need a reason to come see you?

[ leaning down to bury her face against his shoulder yep ]

I missed you. It's slowly killing me not being able to see you every minute of my life.

[trickshot]

Guess not.

_{( leaning into her. yup. )}

I know it's tough, but you gotta be a survivor, Jen.

[gammas]

[ and then looping her arms around his waist and lifting him up. ]

I think I'll just adopt you instead. Do you think Bobbi will mind?

[trickshot]

She might mind. She got through years of marriage without a mother-in-law.

[gammas]

I'd be the best mother-in-law though.

[ aaaaand proceed throwing him over her shoulder and walking off. ]

[trickshot]

Um, Jen? Jen!

[gammas]

[ sing-songy: ]

Yeaaaah?

[trickshot]

What are you doing?

[gammas]

Kidnapping you. I'm starting a career in supervillainy.

[trickshot]

No offense, but you'd make a crappy supervillain.

[gammas]

Hey! I'd make a great supervillain.