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[trickshot]

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[trickshot]

he thinks i'm an agent

can we just get out of here?
go to tahiti again?

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[gammas]

He's just really... young or something. New to the game. Considering he only knows like, three people on the Avengers. Or maybe the Avengers only consist of that many people.

Ugh!!!

[gammas]

I mean, we can't forget alternate universes either. Remember the one Brucey was from?

(Which might be the same one this Cap is from but jeez.)

i lied

[gammas]

Look, the point I'm trying to make is that Tahiti sounds like a really good idea right now.

[trickshot]

somehow i think bobbi would be less forgiving this time

what the hell are we going to do?

[gammas]

And I don't really want to deal with Pietro calling me a homewrecker agian, to be quite honest.

I don't

I don't know. He is Cap... Just one that isn't ours.

[trickshot]

he's not cap

don't call him that

[gammas]

Clint, come on.

[trickshot]

what? i'm not wrong

[gammas]

He IS Cap. He's another Clint Barton's Cap. One that happens to be an agent. And where a She-Hulk doesn't exist.

[trickshot]

so he should wait until his agent barton shows up and start a team with him, and i'll stick with you

i pick mean and green better than red white and blue, any day

[gammas]

You know you won't.

[trickshot]

of course i would

i can barely stand our cap
why would i want some knock off?

[gammas]

Clint, you know you're not going to just abandon him.

[trickshot]

i could
i should

i hate this

[gammas]

I know. It'd be really nice if it were our Steve instead, but things don't really work out that way, do they?

[trickshot]

the universe doesn't want us to be happy, i guess

[gammas]

You just have to roll with the punches. Look at the bright side.

[trickshot]

there's a bright side?

[gammas]

There always is.

[trickshot]

are you going to punch him, too?
that'd be a bright side

[gammas]

wh
No!!!!
Of course not!!!
That's not a bight side!

[trickshot]

it would be for me

[gammas]

I'm not punching Captain America.

[trickshot]

why not? he can take it