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[trickshot]

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he's not cap

don't call him that

[gammas]

Clint, come on.

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what? i'm not wrong

[gammas]

He IS Cap. He's another Clint Barton's Cap. One that happens to be an agent. And where a She-Hulk doesn't exist.

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so he should wait until his agent barton shows up and start a team with him, and i'll stick with you

i pick mean and green better than red white and blue, any day

[gammas]

You know you won't.

[trickshot]

of course i would

i can barely stand our cap
why would i want some knock off?

[gammas]

Clint, you know you're not going to just abandon him.

[trickshot]

i could
i should

i hate this

[gammas]

I know. It'd be really nice if it were our Steve instead, but things don't really work out that way, do they?

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the universe doesn't want us to be happy, i guess

[gammas]

You just have to roll with the punches. Look at the bright side.

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there's a bright side?

[gammas]

There always is.

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are you going to punch him, too?
that'd be a bright side

[gammas]

wh
No!!!!
Of course not!!!
That's not a bight side!

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it would be for me

[gammas]

I'm not punching Captain America.

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why not? he can take it

[gammas]

YOU punch Captain America.

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i already did

[gammas]

Then you don't need me to!

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guy could always use another punch

[gammas]

I can't believe you punched him.

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why not

i punch our steve all the time