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❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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You're hopeless.

...probably.

But she loves you, so you've at least got that going for you.

It's a pretty sweet deal, actually.

Is it?

Have you seen Bobbi?

She is pretty hot...

So any way you slice it, I win.

You lucky dog.

Don't be jealous, Carol.

I'm not. Bobbi may be good looking, but I prefer brunettes.

Does this mean everyone goes home happy?

... More or less.

Huh. I give it fifteen minutes before something explodes.

It already did, a few days back. No need to be looking over your shoulder.

Well, there's a relief.

Thought it might be.

Maybe I can hope for a bunch of smaller ones, in future, and none that blow up the planet or something.