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[trickshot]

❝ ...Barton here. Go for it. ❞
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Comments

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you're exploiting me.

[bests]

I'm giving you a way to have your powers be useful.

[trickshot]

i don't think this is useful.

and anyway i prefer to pretend they don't exist.

[bests]

You can still pretend that when a video of your purple dog went viral on YouTube?

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half the comments think it was clever computer graphics or something.

so yes. yes i can.

[bests]

Living in denial only hurts you, Clint.

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it's been working pretty well for me so far.

[bests]

It's going to bite you in the ass someday.

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you know that isn't going to make me give you more color options, right.

[bests]

I'll pay you.

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you think i can be bought?

[bests]

I don't know. Can you?

[trickshot]

nope

i'm no sell-out.

[bests]

Turning my shirt purple is not selling out.

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it is if i take money for it

[bests]

Then do it for free. Or my eternal gratitude.

[trickshot]

i guess i could...

just don't tell anyone

[bests]

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Mum's the word.